I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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