So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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