Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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