That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my sisters under your porch take her home
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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