i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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