We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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