So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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