I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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