its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Vodka?
Forever.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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