I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Blow job season was short but glorious.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
