But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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