I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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