you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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