her vagine was all disorganized.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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