I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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