went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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