Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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