Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
