i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
They have beer where we have blood.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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