in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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