You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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