So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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