Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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