Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
pray to the hookup gods
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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