so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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