dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.