C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
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I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss