I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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