omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
and she was petting her beer can
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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