Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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