Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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