He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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