Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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