it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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