Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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