Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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