why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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