i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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