Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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