I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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