Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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