Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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