I look better un-naked...
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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