But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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