On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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