I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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