her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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