how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
