Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
