How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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