I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
tell me about the eggs
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