just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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