return my video game
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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