He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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