take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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