This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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