IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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