i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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