carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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