My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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